It is 4 in the morning, an ungodly hour, in my opinion and I have just been awakened by a noise that didn't seem quite right. I went downstairs, nothing seems amiss... I got a drink of water and headed back to bed, and that's when I heard the noise was coming from my bedroom.
I cautiously approached. A bird! Great, so I went downstairs to get a rake (bigger than a broom) and gloves, figuring I would guide it out the door somehow. So I went back into the room and tried to direct the thing out the door, that's when I thought? What the?? It was a BAT!! OMG,now what? I am surprised that I have a thought process at 4 in the morning anyhow, let alone having to figure this out!!
So, applying the same technique I figured might work for the bird, I got him down the stairway and out onto the porch where I then left the door open to the outside so he could just leave. Problem was...I had locked the screen door on the porch too. So I had to go onto the porch and unlock it. But I was pretty proud of myself... Mission accomplished!
I went back to bed, certainly not ready to sleep again....adrenalin was a little high...and then... there it was again! OMG!! Was it the same bat, a different bat?? I have no idea. Did he slip back in when I went on the porch?? Agh!! So I repeated all the steps again, shutting off each room as I went by and opening both the front and back doors this time.
I don't see him now, did he leave? I'm not really in the mood to sleep and really glad I can take a nap tomorrow before work! So where did he get in? Was he alone? Was it the same bat twice? Is this some weird promo for the movie???
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Send him to Boston, now that Manny is gone we need a BAT!
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